this website was made interactable by Kie, who’s an artist, too, and real fucking webmaster, and they did this for free, and they worked very hard. not like me, although i did work a little hard when i designed it all -- i guess it’s our baby, our collaboration. they were willing to make a working version of my designs for free if they could make it a template, so if for some godforsaken reason you want to make your website look like our godforsaken work, i have good news! you can click here (er, once their template preview is ready) to see (and use) the template, andhereto see Kie’s website. you are already on my website. if you use the template, please, credit both of us somewhere on your website. if i, Benny, see you feed our work to an AI, i will personally go through the intense, unpleasant effort of leaving my house, just to come wreck your shit